February 2012
I like how everyone complains when something new...
hunterinadirtytrenchcoat:
and I think Karp is sitting in front of his computer, clicks on Save changes and whispers:
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
friend: what are you listening to?
me: glee
friend: glee sucks
me: sigh, i know
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
ALL THE AWARDS TO STEVE CARRELL
hyuuman:
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
me: did it hurt?
person: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
person:
Harry Potter is the Supernatural of the Academy...
harrypotterybarn:
do i spy the beginning of the return of jesus bale…
